you don't know me. and if you did, you wouldn't be here. congratulations. you now know even less of me than you did before you came on to my blog.

 

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?

- Mark Twain

This is honestly my favorite quote. It’s changed how I look at life and religion.

(via the-bitchextraordinaire)

refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

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'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.

When somebody makes you laugh when you’re sad, that’s the most enjoyable laugh you’ll ever experience.

IT by Alexa Chung  (via gnarly)

(Source: sweet-frenzy)