you don't know me. and if you did, you wouldn't be here. congratulations. you now know even less of me than you did before you came on to my blog.

 

refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

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'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.

When somebody makes you laugh when you’re sad, that’s the most enjoyable laugh you’ll ever experience.

IT by Alexa Chung  (via gnarly)

(Source: sweet-frenzy)

phobias:

i need a cuddle buddy, must be ok with listening to my music and spending 13 hours in bed together

rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills